why am i bald
"Trip," Dr.Phil began, sitting down. "Sometimes in life, we have to work with the cards we’re dealt. You’re going to have to face this reality."
eat my ass
I love pine trees cause they consistently look like they’re flipping everyone off.
I live in the Evergreen State. I will never be able to unsee this.
✔️ Too busy shipping fictional characters to focus on myself
Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back.
Biologists are jerks.
Our sense of humor is infectious.
This needs to go viral.
You never knew friendship came with all these insecurities.
oh no baby no
i must reblog this whenever i see it
Halloween display fell over
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR
all the cats in the picture: I don’t give a fuck
The red one’s like “mike are you going to do something about this your friend just dragged his ballsack across the top of my head mike.”